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The opportunity to be cameo actors in "The World According to Coco"
In Coco’s world, things are a bit different. Coco doesn’t love the Sesame Street character, Cookiemonster—no way! In fact, Cookiemonster is one of Coco’s biggest enemies because he tries to steal Coco’s cookies, which is a big no-no. Coco also dislikes butchers, the Crossantosaurus, the Crackosaur, and Ms. Piggie, who she finds super annoying and just plain awful. On the bright side, Coco has a good friend named Karen who brings her treats. You get the idea…
So, who is Coco?
Coco is the world’s largest surfing pig.
She’s the official mascot of our brand, representing cocosalvaje.com and cocosalvaje.co. HOWEVER… Coco has a unique perspective, as she lives in the"cocoverse"—the world according to Coco the pig.
Coco joined us when she was just 8 days old, and within 24 hours, she was already an avid and expert surfer.
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Hi, I’m Coco the pig. I founded a skincare company called COCO SALVAJE.
I named it after myself—Coco.I run a tight ship here and rule with an iron hoof. At COCO SALVAJE, we NEVER test our products on animals…ONLY ON HUMANS. Once we know they’re safe, we allow them to be used on superior species—especially pigs.
And the most superior pig of all? That’s me, Coco.
Every day, I demand that my four handlers take me to my beach, Point Coco, for my daily surf lessons on my custom-made surfboard. It’s five feet wide, 16 feet long, and used to hold my 1,000-pound girlish figure… but that was months ago. I now weigh 1,200 pounds and require custom floats under my surfboard to keep my bacon afloat.
After surfing, I need a fresh water washdown.
Once I’m clean, my handlers take me back to my"phhhhigeteria"for a meal. I can’t eat before my surf lesson because I need that hunger as my inner core power to focus on my handlers. After a good pigout, my handlers pamper me with a daily spa treatment.
You are cordially invited
We will be filming every day from September 6-30, including both the 6th and the 30th. We have a full film and production team with professional set equipment, including cameramen, lighting, audio, editing, set staff, runners, set preppers, prop people, snack boys, designers, and more—it’s a big, phhhhig-sized team. What is being created is the first of its kind... a media super sensation. It is about the life of coco the pig, from coco's perspective...
You are invited to join us for any part of the filming. There’s a full-service hotel with a special gift basket of coco's favorite products waiting for you upon your arrival. The hotel is just a few minutes’ walk from Cocoville, offering a pool, restaurant, and beautiful panoramic views of the ocean from its hillside perch.
We also have a treehouse on-site. While you may not be able to stay in one of the Treehouse rooms every night, we’ll do our best to give you a taste of treehouse living during your stay, in combination with the hotel.
Coco herself will cover all your lodging and food expenses. The only cost you’ll need to handle is getting yourself to and from Cocoville—this includes airfare and ground transportation. For getting around, you’re welcome to rent a car, take a taxi, or use our driver. We recommend our driver, who is responsible, careful, and affordable.
Depending on where you’re traveling from and when you arrive in Colombia, you might want to stay overnight in a hotel before heading to Cocoville, which is a four-hour drive from Cartagena and a two-hour drive from Montería—both airports you can choose from. I usually fly direct from Miami to Cartagena and stay at my favorite hotel in the world, Hotel Casa San Agustín, both coming and going. It books up quickly, so I suggest making reservations in advance—you won’t be disappointed. If you haven’t been before, Cartagena is a gem of a city, and well worth spending a day there. While it’s safe to travel at night, we recommend daytime travel, which is scenic and beautiful.
Speaking of safety, Colombia is extremely safe. Pablo Escobar is long gone, FARC is no longer active, the people are wonderful, and it’s not like an episode of Narcos anymore. Those days ended in 2015, when the Colombian government and FARC agreed to peace and cooperation.
If you have dietary restrictions or any other special requests, please let me know. Once you’ve decided on your dates—whether you stay for a short visit or the full time—come for as much or as little as you like. It’s going to be ehhhhpig!
it's going to be ehhhhhhpig!
If you've ever dreamed of being on the set of the Muppets or wanted to be Jim Henson himself, here's your chance—not just to be a creative producer, but to actually be a voice and puppeteer in The World According to Coco.
On our deathbeds, we won't be wishing we worked more, cleaned out the garage, or organized our sock drawers... NO! What we'll be wishing for is more time spent in the Cocoverse. And for those of you who don't come at all—when you see Coco everywhere on social media in the coming months, you'll regret your decision. You've been warned.
Due to the number of people interested, space is limited, as are time slots. We can only have so many creatives on-site at once. Booking is on a first-come, first-served basis, so please reach out to me with any questions, comments, or concerns: 512-567-6917 or m@turner123.com.
WARNING: Please no voicemails! Leaving me an audio clip via text is the same as a voicemail—NO! The quickest way to get a response from me is by text (WhatsApp or Messenger). Use email for longer questions and attachments. Phone calls are welcome but must be scheduled in advance via text.
